What I learned drinking.

I learned that Jesse is going down a destructive path toward alcoholism. He drank five Jameson and cokes in about 15 minutes. Jesse is also a violent drunk, he attempted to instigate a fight with a co-worker every time he saw him.

Jesse also had some issues with this girl named Jessica about 7 months ago. She called me in the middle of the night trying to find him. She wants him bad.

I also learned that Mike is a retarded drunk, Ersin goes crazy, Alexei is immune to alcohol, Steve is stupid no matter what he does, and I am actually starting to build some kind of meager tolerance against the stuff.

I also learned sysadmins/IT guys know how to party and are great to party with.

I have to catch up for six months worth of hanging out with V.

Emmy didn't say goodbye.

Donuts, mother fuckers.