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Friday, February 10, 2006

Different worlds

I am the epitomy of evil. I live in a society that looks down upon charity and kindness. The strong survive, the weak perish. Our goddess has taught us this. Our goddess has shown us that women rule and that men are inferior.

I am a do-it-myselfer with goals of handling everything on my own. I stopped going to the dentist because he charged to much, I do my own teeth, it's not that hard. My daughter broke both her legs once jumping off the roof. I put them in a cast. They seemed fine. The turned green. She wanted to see a real doctor, so I reluctantly agreed. The doctor wanted to cut off her legs, but I said green matched her so well.

I hate junk mail. In order to try to stop people from sending me junk mail, I take all the postage paid reply envelopes, shove as much shit as I can into them, and mail it back to the sender. You'd be surprised how a couple slices of sheet metal can weigh and the sender has to pay the postage fees!

Our parents sent us away from the war. We ended up going to a grand estate where there was nothing to play with except this old wardrobe...

There are so many books to read, every one of them different from the last. I guess it's really bad to read 4 books at the same time, but jumping from world to world like this is great.

You guys should read more books.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

They talk in questions

I was listening to NPR? And there were two expert guest speakers that kept making statements but ending with an inflection that made them sound like they were asking a question? It was really annoying? And they were both girls?

I mean, I know people who do this in real life? And, no offense, it's usually a girl? It makes it so you sound so unsure of yourself? Sadly though, i actually know guys that talk like that too? Usually they're korean? Why would you want to sound like you're asking a question.

I know people who have delivered presentations in their questionable voice? Coffee is made out of coffee beans? Do you like to drink coffee. Green tea is healthy for you? Anyone ever buy real green tea leaves.

And if you feel confused reading my post with question marks, imagine how I feel listening to those unconfident "experts" try to give me information and share their point of views. Don't go on the radio if you can't speak properly.