Virtually Infamous Personal Blog

Thoughts, Ramblings and A Little Piece of My Soul.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

The Underground Seamstresses

Seattle was built by stupid whores. Not my opinion, this is what the tourguide told me during our walk through the underground.

Apparently alot of women were selling their bodies. The city wanted to collect taxes for them, and made them all seamstresses in the tax books. I'm not sure if a real seamstress could have afforded 10 dollars a day back then. Probably turned all of them in to prostitutes.

It didn't stop raining in Seattle for 4 days straight. When I checked the news after getting back to the east coast, apparently all of the pacific north west was begining to flood.

Seattle has a sci-fi museum. I didn't realize people cared.

They also have these little wooden cottages where they sell all sorts of expresso products like Starbucks. They are all staffed by relatively hot women, some who where really skimpy skirts. I swear they have code though, and if you order the right combonation of products, or tip a certain amount, they turn into hookers for 15 minutes and you get your expresso served without a cup.

A city filled with whores is a great thing.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home