Trial by Laughter, Death by Meat

This weekend was all about the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus comedy tour. Saturday afternoon we had White Castle before heading out. They aren't the more digestable burgers int he world, so it could have been a very bad idea, but for me personally, it stayed in my system just fine. We bought about 44 delicious little tiny burgers for the seven of us. Four of us headed out. The other 3 died.

Figuratively. They died to us, because we were going to a comedy show, and they were just going to sit and dick around with video games and a box of white castle burgers.

There were 9 comedians.

Rich Vos
Otto and George
Tracy Morgan
Robert Kelly
Bill Burr
Patrice Oneal
Bob Saget
Jim Norton
Carlos Mencia

Most of you probably don't know who any of these people are, but they are probably the funniest people in the world. THE WORLD.

On sunday, we went to Churrascaria Plataforma. I don't even know how to describe the experience. It's a fancy restaurant where all the servers where suits. You have a little red and green card. When you flip it to the green, they bring out spears and spears of meat until you flip the card over the red. We're talkin prime rib, flank steak, lamb, ribs, chicken, tenderloin, sirloin, EVERYTHING. So much meat, so good.

We kept making each other laugh while we ate.

We almost died.