Oopsy

This job is great because we are allowed to use AIM to communicate. In my genius, I decided to use my personal AIM screen name as my work screen name.

I leave my computer on at home 24/7, and when it's on, AIM is on with an away message that has my blog's link. When I sign off aim at work, the people still here then see me still online with an away message up. Anyone who im's me is rewarded with an away message reply to my blog.

Apparently my blog is now making it's way around work. People keep telling me that they read my blog. The implications are scary.

I don't deny that some of my blog entries are offensive. I also don't think I need to be scared or apologetic for the opinions expressed within this blog. This blog is a work of fiction, the actual characters in here are fake, falsified and overly exaggerated.

The main character of this blog is me, but the fictional me. In fact, i'm not even really typing right now. I have a ghost writer, I pay him to write blog entries for me. Remind me to fire him for being a racist, sexist, arrogant asshole. He doesn't even update that often.

So why should I be scared of this fake blog that's not really even written by me? No way would I ever dared be so blunt and offensive toward others. It's a crime against humanity.

In fact, I don't even know who linked it on my aim, I don't even use aim. That's not even my real screen name.

If you're from work and you accidently stumble across this blog, it isn't mine.

Someone's stealing my identity.