The Xmas List 2005

Honestly, I haven't even really thought about it this year. I'm in this like, zone in my life where I don't really want anything and if I do, I'll just go get it.

So what do you get for a man that has everything?

Well, let's run through what I have been doing lately. Reading books, playing WoW, occasionally looking for a job. Oh, i've been workin out too.

Alright, with that in mind, let's start the list.


Work out Attire: Not a big fan of sweat pants, but wind breaker pants, basketball shorts, maybe a zippered hoodie. XL on all.

PSP Games: I only have GTA, Burnout, and Lumines. Hook me up!

Books: I'd like to own all the David Sedaris books. I only have Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family in Curdoroy and Denim. I'll read story though, so even if you have a pile of old books you're throwing away, wrap those papered gems up for xmas. Also dying to get the Chronicles of Narnia Boxed Set. Would very much like to read those books again.

Business Attire: Polo Shirts, Dress Shirts, Dress Pants, Khakis. X-Large on the shirts. 36 Waist, 32 Length on pants.

Winter Accessories: I can't find my mugger's cap or my black cashmere scarf, so replacements would be nice. Also need GQ gloves, but also need Snowboarding gloves. I can't find my snowboarding Goggles either, so that would be nice to have, considering that I have a brand old snowboard to try out this year.

Dodge Viper: I'm still waiting for Santa to bring this to me. If for some reason you read my blog and you're rich, please, please, please.

Widescreen: Dell has a new 24 inch wide screen flat panel that would look awesome on my desk.

Computer Desk: I'm going to need a new desk if someone buys me a nice 24 inch wide screen flat panel from dell.

Phone Numbers: Your cousin/sister/friend was pretty hot last time I saw her. Give me her number or set me up on a date.

MP3 Player: I'm not a big fan of Ipods, but I'd like some kind of MP3 player for my car. My cellphone isn't cutting it anymore. This one is nice and goes with the key drive I already have! But, hell, I'll even take an MP3 cd-walkman. Just something that can play mp3's in my car.

Cologne: Unless you're Paul, don't buy me cologne. Cuz I pretty much only trust a girl's judgement when it comes to smells. Yes, I just implied Paul is a girl.

Digital Camera: It's really saddening when you're one of the first kids on the block with a digital camera, and 5 years later, you still have the same one while everyone else has like James Bond spy equipment that fits in the coin pocket on their jeans. It's time for something with more than 2 megapixels.

Alright, so I guess i'm not that man that has everything. I just didn't really think about it until now.

So I was happy with what I already had, but not so much anymore.