Not that I think it'll happen

My fantabulous birthday list:

New Computer Chair: 4 out of 5 wheels, 1.25 armrests, crooked, spins when I try to sit still, and falls over when I want to not fall over. Yea, time for a new chair. Wheels, spinny, armrests and leanable would be nice. Leather optional.

Sony PSP: MP3, Video, Video Games, internet, wireless, expandable memory? Yes please!

USB KVM Switch: 4 port would be nice, but 2 port will do.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Watching the movie really made me want to read the book. And I think it's good enough to own. Anthologies with the other books in the series would be nice!

Shoes: My FMF Lugz smell bad now. =( Need more gooder shoeszors to wearzors. Size 11-11.5.

Gamecube, Xbox, Playstation 2 games: Just don't be like paul and buy me shitty games. I mean, I <3 paul for buying me games! (and including the receipt)!

Electric razor/hair clipper: I want hair clippers to cut my own hair, and I always want an electric shaver... and I've seen those fancy ones that can shave and trim! OOOOO, me want.

Dodge Viper: Always included on the list.. because someday, someone will buy it for me.

My senior year: Drexel stole it, senior design sucks, I have no time. Someone give it back to me. Wrap it in a gift box with blue ribbons and colorful glitter. thanks.

A Birthday Party: See above. I don't know if I'll even have time for one this year. Jesus hates me.

Hugs and Kisses,

The man who will remember you when you buy him gifts and repay you back 10 fold in the near distant future when he becomes rich and famous.