Taiwan Day 7
It's been a week in taiwan, and it's been pretty good. I think the only thing more annoying than the 300% humidity because of the passing Typhoon is the fact that Blogger is smart enough to translate everyone to chinese. I can't read chinese. So i'm here typing english, and trying to remember which button is "publish". Annoying.
I really hate the girls here. Asian girls need to know that dressing in men's clothing isn't sexy. Baggy clothes isn't sexy. You look like a man. An ugly man. Don't be afraid to show your bodies, even if you're a little fat. And i mean, come on, asian girls don't get fat.. they think fat is adding another pound and a half to their 75 pound frames.
I met one lady here so far that salvaged my opinion of all taiwan girls i've seen so far. She's not even the prettiest girl i've ever seen. Actually, she's quite mediocre. It was her her personality, the way she acted. She exuded womanlyness in her movements, actions and words.
My cousin and I went to some cafe, which in itself was a fun place. You just ordered drinks, and they had cards, board games, magazines, and manga comic books all there for you to read. The lady is the manager there and she came over and yelled at my cousin and his friends for not showing up for over a week. I'm guessing they go alot. But it was just the way she was kinda flirty with everyone, but yet, at the same time, showed strength as a woman. She wasn't some shy passive bitch who was being curtious. She wasn't flirty in the way in which they were like, oh yea, she sweats me. She was more like, why haven't you fuckers come here in over a week? You guys don't have to all come together, you can come see me by yourselves. I thought we were better friends than that. Whatever, fuckin order your drinks now!
Sexy mama.
Yea, obviously it's a bad translation, and the tone of her voice can't be relayed over the internet. It was one of those things... you had to be there. I bet paul would have loved her.
I dunno how old she was though. I was under the impression that she owned the place, so i'm thinkin mid to late 20's. I really liked that place though, hope we go back again soon.
I'm gonna go find some airconditioning now. This internet cafe seriously needs an AC upgrade.
It's been a week in taiwan, and it's been pretty good. I think the only thing more annoying than the 300% humidity because of the passing Typhoon is the fact that Blogger is smart enough to translate everyone to chinese. I can't read chinese. So i'm here typing english, and trying to remember which button is "publish". Annoying.
I really hate the girls here. Asian girls need to know that dressing in men's clothing isn't sexy. Baggy clothes isn't sexy. You look like a man. An ugly man. Don't be afraid to show your bodies, even if you're a little fat. And i mean, come on, asian girls don't get fat.. they think fat is adding another pound and a half to their 75 pound frames.
I met one lady here so far that salvaged my opinion of all taiwan girls i've seen so far. She's not even the prettiest girl i've ever seen. Actually, she's quite mediocre. It was her her personality, the way she acted. She exuded womanlyness in her movements, actions and words.
My cousin and I went to some cafe, which in itself was a fun place. You just ordered drinks, and they had cards, board games, magazines, and manga comic books all there for you to read. The lady is the manager there and she came over and yelled at my cousin and his friends for not showing up for over a week. I'm guessing they go alot. But it was just the way she was kinda flirty with everyone, but yet, at the same time, showed strength as a woman. She wasn't some shy passive bitch who was being curtious. She wasn't flirty in the way in which they were like, oh yea, she sweats me. She was more like, why haven't you fuckers come here in over a week? You guys don't have to all come together, you can come see me by yourselves. I thought we were better friends than that. Whatever, fuckin order your drinks now!
Sexy mama.
Yea, obviously it's a bad translation, and the tone of her voice can't be relayed over the internet. It was one of those things... you had to be there. I bet paul would have loved her.
I dunno how old she was though. I was under the impression that she owned the place, so i'm thinkin mid to late 20's. I really liked that place though, hope we go back again soon.
I'm gonna go find some airconditioning now. This internet cafe seriously needs an AC upgrade.
posted by Allen M @ 9/12/2005 02:11:00 AM
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