What is going on in my world??

Today has been so crazy. Nothing happened to me, but alot of things around me are effed.

First, my boy who owns a cellphone store told me that some black kids came in and stole a couple of his top of the line display phones. That's a hard hit for someone who's just starting a business.

Second, my other friend calls me at 1:30 am telling me that he blew two tires in Camden of all places. Blow two tires at 1:30 in the morning in Ghetto Camdem on a rainy night and no immediate way back to Philly? Jeez.

Third, my other other friend IMs me just now saying he got beat up by a bunch of 40 year old korean fuckers who are allegedly in some triad or gang or gay frat. As pathetic as that sounds for 40 year olds to be beating up on college kids, it happened. Luckily my friend is a pacifist so if their alleged gangsterdom is true, it might be for the best to take a couple hits and to get away with no major harm done.

So as you can see, everything around me is whirling around at high speed, like the fuckin wind of Hurricane Charlie donkey punching the crap out of the coast of Florida.

I'm surprised nothing happened to me. I'm afraid to go to sleep now. Knowing my luck, my bunk bed is going to collapse on me and i'll get crushed.