Girl features that are hot.
This post has been done, but it's more up to speed.
Girls that are tech savvy.
I think girls that know how to use a computer the way nerds do are money. If some girl came over and was like, yea, you should open ports blah blah blah on your router and then download this FTP server program i use (which would solve a huge problem i'm having), i'd be like, wow. What are you doin tonight?
To me, a girl who just uses the computer for surfing the web and typing up reports is just senseless. Ok, here's my overexaggerated example: It's like a girl back in the day when phones came out going, "oh my stars, how ever will i figure out how to use this device?" and some big strong man comes over and goes, "Have no fears, lady, I will dial for you." *flex*
It's not just computers though, cellphones now have thousands of different features.. i cringe when I hear a girl go "yea, i just use it to call people, I haven't even bothered trying to do anything with it."
Girls that can cook.
What the hell happened to this species? Girls don't know how to cook anymore. They expect men to do it. They expect to eat out all the time. I'll cook you a meal, sure. But can you cook me one?
I mean, i understand the fact that in twenty years, both my wife and I will probably have to work. But, someone has to feed the kids. I don't mind sharing that responsibility, but if my girl is retarded and can't cook up a wholesome nutritious meal for my kids... well, let's just say she won't need to worry cuz she won't be the one i'm having kids with.
Girls who can be independant but prefer to rely on a man.
Ultimately, girls who are independant are hot.. but unfortunately, being an independant girl pretty much means they don't give a shit about a guy and can probably wait it out until some perfectly handsome, smart, rich, powerful man comes along and sweeps them off their feets (and, in my opinion, breaks their heart afterward, because just because he's perfect, doesn't mean she is). Which is depressing, because I can't fill shoes that big.
But those attractively independant types who are like, yea, I'd rather have guys around because I feel safer, it makes me feel needed. Best of both worlds, I can be confident that they can handle themselves when i'm not around, but at the same time, I can fulfill a role in their lives.
Girls who read my blog.
Seriously, no joke. If some girl is reading my blog regularly, please let me know. For you to be so interested in what I have to say makes me interested in what you have to say. You're hot because you are interested in my life.
Come get me.
This post has been done, but it's more up to speed.
Girls that are tech savvy.
I think girls that know how to use a computer the way nerds do are money. If some girl came over and was like, yea, you should open ports blah blah blah on your router and then download this FTP server program i use (which would solve a huge problem i'm having), i'd be like, wow. What are you doin tonight?
To me, a girl who just uses the computer for surfing the web and typing up reports is just senseless. Ok, here's my overexaggerated example: It's like a girl back in the day when phones came out going, "oh my stars, how ever will i figure out how to use this device?" and some big strong man comes over and goes, "Have no fears, lady, I will dial for you." *flex*
It's not just computers though, cellphones now have thousands of different features.. i cringe when I hear a girl go "yea, i just use it to call people, I haven't even bothered trying to do anything with it."
Girls that can cook.
What the hell happened to this species? Girls don't know how to cook anymore. They expect men to do it. They expect to eat out all the time. I'll cook you a meal, sure. But can you cook me one?
I mean, i understand the fact that in twenty years, both my wife and I will probably have to work. But, someone has to feed the kids. I don't mind sharing that responsibility, but if my girl is retarded and can't cook up a wholesome nutritious meal for my kids... well, let's just say she won't need to worry cuz she won't be the one i'm having kids with.
Girls who can be independant but prefer to rely on a man.
Ultimately, girls who are independant are hot.. but unfortunately, being an independant girl pretty much means they don't give a shit about a guy and can probably wait it out until some perfectly handsome, smart, rich, powerful man comes along and sweeps them off their feets (and, in my opinion, breaks their heart afterward, because just because he's perfect, doesn't mean she is). Which is depressing, because I can't fill shoes that big.
But those attractively independant types who are like, yea, I'd rather have guys around because I feel safer, it makes me feel needed. Best of both worlds, I can be confident that they can handle themselves when i'm not around, but at the same time, I can fulfill a role in their lives.
Girls who read my blog.
Seriously, no joke. If some girl is reading my blog regularly, please let me know. For you to be so interested in what I have to say makes me interested in what you have to say. You're hot because you are interested in my life.
Come get me.


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