Two Knights Ago

Brian Taylor's Birthday was this past weekend. We celebrated by going to Medieval Times.

Tron went too:


We were cheering for the blue knight:


We watched him outperform all the other knights:


Our knight died.

Summary of All Knights

Blue, AKA Our hero: He was the coolest of the knights. He kept doin this half smirk "i'm too suave" kind of thing. He was the only one who looked like he could be a knight.

Yellow, AKA The Douchebag: Yellow just sucked. I mean, we might have been biased because he was Blue's enemy, but it seemed like Yellow blew it every chance he got. Blue also killed him. Yay.

Black and White, AKA Priest: He was pretty pimp. I dunno if he was like catholic or whatever, cuz damn, he was evil.

Red and Yellow, AKA The Ghetto Knight: He was black and his dreadlocks made him look like broccoli in his armor. He pimped it out a few times and showed how he runned things in the hood... before he was slained.

Red, AKA The CRIMSON EVIL: Man, he was all trying to kill people and stuff, and then Blue bitchslapped him... with a sword in the stomach.

Green, AKA The Fuckin Slacker: I mean, I can understand it when a knight is suppose to be some "mercenary for hire and has no loyalties" but that bitchass looked like a college student waiting for his paycheck. AND he got the princess.

Yup, that was my weekend... well, besides making fun of Tron for being Jewish and eating lots and lots of yeast rising products in front of his face during Easter dinner.

Happy Birthday Brian.

You're not getting a present from me.

Bitch.