I've done this before

It's 5:30 am, and I was just thinkin about it. I figured I haven't written in a while and I might as well do it.

My other lists have been rather unserious/cruel/offensive, so this one is going to be sweet, real, legit, and from the heart.

My Perfect Girl

We all know that the "perfect" significant other doesn't exist, but I think my list is general enough that I can cover at least 95% of it when it comes down to selecting someone.

Physical:
-Height: Tall. I'd like my girl to be as tall as me. I know that girls like guys taller, but I don't even think i'd mind if my girl was a little bit taller then me. I honestly find tall girls to be hot as hell. There's a couple in my classes right now, and man, the one is GORGEOUS. If not as tall as me, i'll settle for a couple inches shorter, at least tall enough where I can kiss her on her forehead without having to bend tilt my head down at all.

-Weight: See, weight is funny, because this is something alterable without surgery. I can't handle extremes though, girl's that weigh more then me. no. I mean, this is for practicality too. I want to be able to carry my girl on our wedding night. I can't carry no fat girl. Also, girls that look like they wind can blow them away? no. If i had to choose though, i'd go skinny rather then fat. Fattening up a girl would be more fun then trying to force tubby to jog.

-Hair: I'm a long hair kind of guy. The pony tail and baseball cap, sexy girl next door tomboy things hits a sweet spot in me somewhere (won't say where). I also like subtlely curly hair.

-Fashion: I like girls that know how to make anything look sexy. I mean, there are girls who just know how to put on a pair of sweatpants and bring in all the boys from the yard. I guess this is kind of moot, because i'm assuming the girl i fall in love with will look beautiful to me no matter what.

Psychological:
-Nature: I like light hearted girls who know what how to throw out the jokes, but know when to be serious. I like a girl who's is naturally a homebody but when you suggest going somewhere, they are up for it no matter what. Even if it's something she doesn't want to do, she'll do it anyway just because she knows I want to.

-Intelligence: I don't mind my girl being smarter then me. If she knows alot before going into a relationship with me, that's cool, I can learn from her. If she's just one of those people who has a thirst for knowledge, that's cool too, I can learn with her. All I want is for her to be witty and have really good common sense. If i throw out a random one liner, I want them to be able to fire something back just as quick.

-Habits: I need someone organized. And I don't mean obsessive compulsive organized like everythign has to be in a certain drawer and labeled properly. I mean organized like... the pile in the near corner is for clean clothes, the pile in the far corner is for dirty clothes. That's as far as my organizational skills go. I mean, she has to be organized in the sense that she always puts the same things in the same place. She must also like cooking, or at least, have good tastes in bad food. I don't have the wallet or willpower to go to fancy restaurants all day long just because she suddenly gets a craving to have some sushi that's three hours away and won't settle for anything else. I like my girl to be as happy with TV dinners and ramen as she is with fine cuisine.

Interests:

-Gaming: My girl must like some form of video games. I don't care if she's good or great. She just has to have interest. I mean, I play alot of video games, and I would like to be able to share my experience with her. So if she doesn't play, she at least has to understand what i'm talking about.

-Sports: My girl has to enjoy physical activity on some level other then watching. This could be basketball, tennis, golf, or something, anything. Like I said, I don't care if she can do it well, but I want to be able to do something like... surfing, and she'll be happy to tag along. I don't want no girl that'll whine and say it's too hard without even giving it a try. If she tries it and then decides it's too hard for her, that's cool, at least she was willing to try it.

-Entertainment: I'm a big movie watcher, and I like to follow TV shows that are worth following. My girl will not give a care about stupid realities shows that are played out. She will like interesting shows. She will also like all forms of movies.

-Cars: She must have some level of competency in terms of cars. I don't mind her not feeling confident about changing the oil or whatever, but she has to know enough about how a car works and at least know how to change a flat tire by herself. I want to be able to feel secure knowing that if she's driving at 2 in the morning, she'll be able to get home safely. She must be able to identify car symptoms to the point where she knows if she has to stop on the side of the road and call for help, or if it's safe enough to keep driving. She has to be able to go to a mechanic and verify if the diagnosis of the mechanic is real or if he's just trying to rip her off. She doesn't have to know this going into the relationship, but again, she has to be willing to learn these things. Oh, she also has to be able to identify tools, because someone has to pass them to me when i'm underneath my car fixing it. =)

That's it. Sorry for the essay. Let's put it this way, i probably won't be posting again for a while, so divide it up into sections. Make it last as long as possible so that you'll still be here when i post again.