Fuck April Fools

I'm not going to do a stupid April Fools issue. That's gay. Why would you want to do something fake and try to make everyone laugh? Eff that. It's just a stupid date. Get a life.

April's Issue will be out tomorrow, submissions or no submissions. I expect to have a full jam packed issue filled with serious topics. That's my answer to such a corny holiday.

You'll know it when you see it.