Remember when the world used to end on new years?

Whatever happened to those who claimed that the world was going to end on new years, especially during 1999 and 2000 and then 2001 because people are morons and didn't realize the new millenium didn't start until the year ONE.

Man, those people must feel stupid now, since they were um... wrong three times and still wrong.

I miss them though. Seriously, I was sitting with a flashlight and a 24 pack of bottled water hoping something would happen back in the day. I mean, not that i feared the world ending, but I would have really enjoyed the couple of weeks without electricity and the proceeding wide spread panic in the world. Hell, i probably would have joined in. It definately would have sucked if it lasted for a couple of months though. Seriously, i like food. I need my taco bell. And krispy kremes. And... well, just about everything.

My New Years Resolution

1. I will not adhere to new years resolutions.
2. I will lose 10 pounds.
3. I will make an effort to cut back on smoking. (quitting is nigh-impossible)

Another uneventful year

My new years was uneventful, but surrounded by the people who I call friends. I wouldn't have spend it any other way.

Here's to another glorious new year filled with dumb people, drama, krispy kremes, my slow car, my motorcycle, my non-existance thousand dollar camera, good friends, pretty girls, hot bitches, and dirty sluts.

Thanks for reading thus far, my adoring fans, and hope you enjoy this little piece of the internet for another year.