The truth about women's equality
Alright, i'm not a sexist all the time, and I'd just like to say that if women truly truly want to be equal to men, there's a few things we need to settle.
First, why would you want to be a man? We're supposedly the dirty, ignorant, macho steroid pumping asses that start wars and compare penis sizes with each other. You sure you want that? If so, then why aren't there more boob size competition at teeny bopper slumber parties?
Second, I don't care what you say, if women had to stand up to pee, they'd effin miss the toilet all the time too. Men's tinkie winkies don't always listen, alright? They're not like a gun, you can't just point and shoot. Sometimes it's sleeping, sometimes it's cold, sometimes it's standing too high at attention. It's hard to aim when there's so many variables in the equation.
And if women were so clean and proper in the bathrooms, then why is it that every women has to "hover" when they go pee in public? That means somewhere down the line some woman peed on the seat forcing all other women to the hover. Or some woman was so paranoid that someone peed on the seat (see, no faith in your own kind) that they hovered in the air and peed all over the place. Like a sprinkler system.
Lastly, if women were so gosh darn freakin equal to men, then when they go and get a divorce from their cheating bastard of a husband, why do they want alimony? I can understand child support, but I can't understand a woman needing extra money from her ex-husband for no freakin reason. Especially if they were suppose to be equal. There is no equality in stealing half your husbands money just because you were married to him and then realized he wasn't good for you. Go find another man to torture and bleed dry, you slut.
Ok, that may be a little harsh, but explain to me then, if a man make's $60,000 a year and a woman makes $20,000 a year, the ex-husband has to pay his ex-wife $20,000 of his money to her? And if she gets married again? She keeps collecting because instead of it being called alimony, it's called child support. So you're trying to tell me that she gets $20,000 a year for no reason, plus her new husband's money, AND her own money? That's equality?
Equality my ass. If you women truly wanted equality you wouldn't show how weak and feeble you really are by milkin the life out of previous love ones. If you were truly equal, you wouldn't need your ex's money. You don't need anybody. Real men don't need anyone or anything. If you can't accept that then don't try to act like a man and act like you deserve equality.
Alright, i'm not a sexist all the time, and I'd just like to say that if women truly truly want to be equal to men, there's a few things we need to settle.
First, why would you want to be a man? We're supposedly the dirty, ignorant, macho steroid pumping asses that start wars and compare penis sizes with each other. You sure you want that? If so, then why aren't there more boob size competition at teeny bopper slumber parties?
Second, I don't care what you say, if women had to stand up to pee, they'd effin miss the toilet all the time too. Men's tinkie winkies don't always listen, alright? They're not like a gun, you can't just point and shoot. Sometimes it's sleeping, sometimes it's cold, sometimes it's standing too high at attention. It's hard to aim when there's so many variables in the equation.
And if women were so clean and proper in the bathrooms, then why is it that every women has to "hover" when they go pee in public? That means somewhere down the line some woman peed on the seat forcing all other women to the hover. Or some woman was so paranoid that someone peed on the seat (see, no faith in your own kind) that they hovered in the air and peed all over the place. Like a sprinkler system.
Lastly, if women were so gosh darn freakin equal to men, then when they go and get a divorce from their cheating bastard of a husband, why do they want alimony? I can understand child support, but I can't understand a woman needing extra money from her ex-husband for no freakin reason. Especially if they were suppose to be equal. There is no equality in stealing half your husbands money just because you were married to him and then realized he wasn't good for you. Go find another man to torture and bleed dry, you slut.
Ok, that may be a little harsh, but explain to me then, if a man make's $60,000 a year and a woman makes $20,000 a year, the ex-husband has to pay his ex-wife $20,000 of his money to her? And if she gets married again? She keeps collecting because instead of it being called alimony, it's called child support. So you're trying to tell me that she gets $20,000 a year for no reason, plus her new husband's money, AND her own money? That's equality?
Equality my ass. If you women truly wanted equality you wouldn't show how weak and feeble you really are by milkin the life out of previous love ones. If you were truly equal, you wouldn't need your ex's money. You don't need anybody. Real men don't need anyone or anything. If you can't accept that then don't try to act like a man and act like you deserve equality.
posted by Allen M @ 12/01/2003 11:09:00 AM
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