I'm not funny? Neither are you.

This guy, who's name I won't mention, (but who's name rhymes with "a tard") sent me this "joke" list.

Here's a summary of what I got from it:

Some forty reasons why women suck

1. I can't get women, this makes me feel better.
2. Bitch about women I can't get.
3. Bitch about women I can get, but they're ugly.
4. Make myself try to sound manly, but yet, I'm acting like a girl.
5. Continue to state the obvious because people stupider then me will care and think it's funny.
6. Look at me listing more women stereotypes!
7. The only reason i'm writing this list is my girl broke up with me and I can't get laid anymore.
8. So really it's just a summary of my frustration.
9. Almost to forty, what else can i write about?
10. Whine.
11. Bitch.
12. Pout.
13. Whine
14. Whine
15. Whine.
...
...
39. Whine.
40. Just want to remind you i'm a man that complains about all the wrong things about women, but when it comes down to it, for the puss, i'll be as whipped as she wants me to be.

My top 40 list

1-40. I love women because they're different from me. If I wanted to date someone who had my interests, i'd be gay.

In summary, don't bitch about women, it only shows your own shortcomings.