I had the weirdest dream last night.

I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed that one of my friend's ex girlfriend was a pornstar. Well, she wasn't a porn star when he was dating her, but somehow she ended up being a pornstar. I don't even know which friend it was, it was just like some generic friend with some generic ex.

Of course, i'm insane, so the first thing I thought of was how to solicate her (no pun intended) to do an article for virtually infamous. Yea, that's right. There's like a bucket of free sex in front of me, and all I want to do is turn her into an article. She seemed to be interested, and of course, since I knew her ex, she couldn't charge me. Not like I was trying to film a porno or anything. I figured it was good way to get her name out.

I mean, don't get me wrong, i'm not completely homo, I planned on putting her in a photoshoot and everything. No nudity of course, I haven't resorted to being that kind of webpage... yet.

Now that I look back, i have no idea why I shared this with you.

Any Naruto fans?


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