Holidays = Fat and Lazy

My writing has become sporadic over the holidays. Now with all the old chum(p)s back from college, i've been out and about, reminiscing of the good old days--you know, 6 months ago when we spent summer together.

On top of that, holidays have made me extremely lazy. All these people doing vigorous pre and post christmas shopping, all that energy, it just sucks the life out of me and makes me want to stay home.

And i'm getting fat, I can't even get out of my house, let alone get into my japanese sports car.

Actually, all these reasons would indicate that I would be posting more, does it?

Damn you Krispy Kreme!

During Christmas Eve, the craving struck. The desire to engulf a soft, chewy, melt-in-your-mouth, glaze dripping krispy kreme hit me. Christmas Eve though, was the day that Krispy Kreme closed early. They closed at 7 pm, I arrived at 7:20. I almost cried. Imagine that, it's like a crack whore trying to get crack and her pimp drug supply sugerdaddy locked his door and wouldn't answer. Yes, feel my pain. Feel my addiction. They are my drug.

I finally got some Krispy Kremes on friday though, and I proceeded to gorge myself on it's krispy kreme goodness.

Now I feel like i'm 400 pounds. Obviously i'm not, and obviously i'm not a girl, so why am I bitching about getting fat?

When I come up with some answers, i'll let you know, but until then, bitching season is open.