The Oddest Thanksgiving Eve EVER

Imagine walking into your house to find a strange man sleeping on your living room floor. A strange WHITE man. Ok, so it might sound a little prejudice at first, until you realize that we're asian. So it's obviously not someone we know.

Now imagine that sleeping person not waking up while there's a group of 14 of us in the house, and the owner flippin out because her parents are away on vacation and she has NO idea how to verify this man being there.

We finally wake him up, and he accuses us of treating him like a criminal and that we're all assholes. Hello? You're in a house that's not yours! Then I knew we couldn't take him seriously when he threatened to take us outside and fight us all at the same time. There's 14 of us.

The resolution is not all too clear from me, so i'm not going to write it down.

I just know that next thanksgiving, it's going to be funny as hell:

Remember last thanksgiving when we found a strange white man in your house?