Gambling is bad

Thursday I lost 40 bucks on various gambling insanities like slots, video poker and roulette. After watching my bitch ass co-worker ross RUN roulette and come ahead 85 bucks, I figure i'd try his system.

So saturday, when I returned to the casino with Marlee, I hit up the Roulette tables and worked it. Was up 30 bucks, probably could have kept goin but went to eat dinner. When I get back, threw down 20 more, was up another 10, then lost all that.

Felt bad about losing, so I threw down another 20, was up about 15 one point, got stupid, and lost it all in the next our. Walked out 10 dollars short.

Did you follow all that math?

If not, don't gamble. You'll lose like me.