I punked out and joined Friendster. I couldn't help it. My god sis invited me, and her testimonial is very sweet. Plus, I could never say no to my god sis.

Cable modem guy is at my house right now, i'm oozing to be online again. Ew, that was a nasty sounding metaphor.

So everyone, join friendster, give me great testimonials, and find me online in the days to come.

On a side note, I like toilets/urinals that automatically flush. Not to go into too much detail, but who knows how many people have touched the flush handle after touching their *beeps* and their *beeps*. When I shake your hand, i don't touch your *beep* so why must I do so after touching my own *beep*. My *beep* and your *beep* should not touch each other in any way, no matter how many degrees of seperation it may be.

If you grab your *beep* to take a piss and then flush (which is the right thing to do, cuz your piss and my piss should not chemically react in any way, shape or form), you are foddling the *beeps* of however many people who grabbed their *beeps* and then flushed. Now, if you don't wash your hands (with hot water, and tons of antibacterial soap) then you are now cultivating the *beep* sweat of countless *beeps*.

Now, you touch my hand after I grabbed my *beep* and didn't wash my hands, then those X number of *beeps* are all swishing together. Talk about hand jobs.

And remember, if you shake more then twice, then you're playing with yourself.