Ten things that annoy the hell out of me about girls. (in no particular order, and not neccesarily a girl i'm trying to get with)

1) Girls that tell me what to do. (You should stop drinking soda. You should get out more often.)
2) Girls who hang out with me just to hang out with someone else. (Hey, let's go out. By the way, can you pick up my friend since i can't drive yet and I wanna see them?)
3) Girls who make a blatant physical display of disapproval for something (like smoking: coughing, waving their hands, frowning n shit. Of course, I should respect them and not smoke near them, but something nonchalant like taking a step back is enough.)
4) Girls who talk about other guys constantly in an obsessive compulsive kind of way (like old boyfriends [though I admit i'm envious])
5) Girls who flip out over celebraties and other male hotties (that new singer is so hot, oh my god oh my god oh my god).
6) Girls who have no taste in the arts (music, dancing, poetry, movies... etc etc.. hell, even video games).
7) Girls who constantly talk about themselves or talk during inappropriate times like during a movie or butting in when others are having a conversation and they JUST have to be a part of it!
8) Girls who observe something about you and then tell you they don't like it. (you drive an eclipse? I hate eclipses, they're bitch cars)
9) Girls that say they'll get in touch with you, but never do (oh, go out later? sure, i'll call you tonight)
10) Girls who think they're better then every other girl (ew, her shoes are ugly, ew, she's wearing too much make up)

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