No weekend summary. I sat around and worked on Issue One for all of you, my adoring fans. See how much I care? I care much. I much care for you.

I did see three movies though, So ¿Mystified? Movie Summary:

Bad Boys 2: Over dramatic actions scenes with over gratuitous violence and death. Good dialog, good chemistry between Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. Can't say I hated it. I think having an appreciation for Martin Lawrence goes a long way.

Tomb Raider 2: Angelina Jolie is hot. Drooling... drooling.... Oh, right! You want to know about plotline! Well, it reminded me of tomb raider one. The mushy gushy love story annoyed me, but it ended exactly the way I would have wanted it to. Good movie for video gamers, sexists, and lesbians. Everyone else should watch it too.

American Wedding: Alluding to previous movies, especially the funny parts, is always a good way to draw a laugh. There were some clever moments in Wedding, and also a bunch of moments I wish to never remember. Not that they were bad. I just hope to never, ever, ever see them again. And there are moments that I wish to see over and over. So overall, I say good.

Seems like this is the summer of sequels. Does every semi-decent movie get a sequel? I can't wait to make a movie. Then i'll become rich off the sequels I make.

Anyway, best movie of the weekend goes to American Wedding. I must admit I couldn't help but think it would bomb, but it was surprisingly funny and refreshing.