Very interesting day.
Fuck classes. We shall never talk about that unless it pertains to trivial bashing of retarded teachers who do not deserve their positions.
Or classes that suck and don't seem relevant to life.
Or classes that are shaped in such a way that they are ridiculously impossible to pass without studying. (i hate studying)
So today, went to strip club with Annie, her friends, and her brother. Strip club was rather boring. Seriously. I was happier when I found out simpsons was playing on one of the TV's. It was really more fun to see Annie and her friends' reactions. Really, they do come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Not her friends... the um... puss puss of said stripers at said strip club.
I'm really wondering though, what exactly the other room is used for. Let me explain the layout. You walk in, porn videos and walls of dildos. Then, you pay the cashier to get a wristband to get into the stripclub. The door to the stripclub is located at the back of the porn store. But, to the left of the doors, there is another room where you can pay 2 dollars to get in and do SOMETHING. Not exactly sure what that SOMETHING is. I'm thinkin either jack off boothes with movies, or maybe that's where the strippers take you if you give them a little something extra.
Came back, hung out with Jeebus and his all too friendly friend who likes having guys step on her back as a massage. I give props to any woman who can stand me standing on her body.
Women are so beautiful. Why would you ever want to be gay?
Fuck classes. We shall never talk about that unless it pertains to trivial bashing of retarded teachers who do not deserve their positions.
Or classes that suck and don't seem relevant to life.
Or classes that are shaped in such a way that they are ridiculously impossible to pass without studying. (i hate studying)
So today, went to strip club with Annie, her friends, and her brother. Strip club was rather boring. Seriously. I was happier when I found out simpsons was playing on one of the TV's. It was really more fun to see Annie and her friends' reactions. Really, they do come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Not her friends... the um... puss puss of said stripers at said strip club.
I'm really wondering though, what exactly the other room is used for. Let me explain the layout. You walk in, porn videos and walls of dildos. Then, you pay the cashier to get a wristband to get into the stripclub. The door to the stripclub is located at the back of the porn store. But, to the left of the doors, there is another room where you can pay 2 dollars to get in and do SOMETHING. Not exactly sure what that SOMETHING is. I'm thinkin either jack off boothes with movies, or maybe that's where the strippers take you if you give them a little something extra.
Came back, hung out with Jeebus and his all too friendly friend who likes having guys step on her back as a massage. I give props to any woman who can stand me standing on her body.
Women are so beautiful. Why would you ever want to be gay?


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