Tron is the greatest person in the world. Tron is the greatest.

He's the type of person who has always been willing to help out without really trying to get anything back in return. And regardless, even if he did ask for something in return, it is usually something that could be considered a tool for actually solidfying a friendship even more. He's a real "I got your back" kind of guy. He's willing to do whatever, as long as he's within the company of friends.

He's the kind of person you can ask to randomly go on a seven day road trip with you, and then, he'll volunteer to drive. No, i'm not making that up either. He's done it. He's the friend that'll be the first to visit you in jail, if not the one who's in jail with you. Sure, I may have borrowed that last one from an email chain letter about friends, but the shoe sure fits this jew biscuit mofo.

He's willing to share his mom and let her be the blunt of all his friend's jokes (though by now people should have realized that "Tron's mom" is not really Tron's mom). He's the one you can talk shit to at the same time you're having a deep personal conversation with. He'll share his wisdom, knowing when to be blunt, and when to stay on the gentle side.

He's the white guy you can take with you when you chill with a group of asians, and he'll impress everyone with his charming wit and delightful sense of humor, not for himself, but because he knows you'll appreciate it.

And the next day people will ask, "Where's Tron?"

And you'll smile, knowing he's only a phone call away.