Oh. My. God. I got a new game for xbox... and it's now freakin 7 am. I've been playing the game since 3ish, so it doesn't really seem like that long. Hell, didn't seem like that long to me until I freakin looked out my window and realized the sun was WAY up in the sky.
Holy crap. Holy crap.
I was walkin down the street today, and thinkin about why I chose certain girls as my favorite girls. Just a reminder of what my favorite girls' list is. It's just a simple list of three girls, not ranked in any particular order, that stick out in my mind as the most thoughtful and caring toward me beyond the boundaries of what a normal friendship would be. There can only be three girls on this list at any given time, so technically, in order to stay on it, the girl must actively participate in doing things for me.
It's really simple though, here's a breakdown:
1) Girls that just KNOW me, who can predict what I'm feeling and keep me in check all the time.
2) Girls that keep me in the mind. You know, somehow they relay to me that they were just thinkin about me or this or that reminded them of me.
3) Girls that do things for me unexpectedly. As in, I didn't do anything to trigger their action, and I wouldn't have to do anything in return if I didn't want to. Random gifts, thoughtful messages, and blowjobs fall under this category.
It's a really short list, and really, all three of them tie together into one big super category (if you really knew me, you'd know what it was).
But this is just the standard for my favorite girls, this by no means should be used as a judgement toward how these girls are as whole persons. It's just their interactions with me.
Obviously, the criteria is only about girls who treat me well, so what is the reward for even bothering? Well, these girls usually get top priority in anything that I do. They're the one's that could call me for a favor, and I'd drop everything I was doing to help them. They're the ones who I have no problems doin random things for, because I know that they've done stuff for me (and you know it, because i don't feel like i owe it to them, i just WANT to do it). And you know... if i were to win a million dollars suddenly, they'd be the first three people that I'd buy something for.
I also have a list of other specific things that would qualify a girl to the favorites, but i'm not going to post those in fear that someone will just do them to get on my good side. If I did post them, it would just feel like I told you to do it, and the same heartwarming sensation I get when naming my three favorite girls will be ruined.
Ruined like a virgin on prom night.
Holy crap. Holy crap.
I was walkin down the street today, and thinkin about why I chose certain girls as my favorite girls. Just a reminder of what my favorite girls' list is. It's just a simple list of three girls, not ranked in any particular order, that stick out in my mind as the most thoughtful and caring toward me beyond the boundaries of what a normal friendship would be. There can only be three girls on this list at any given time, so technically, in order to stay on it, the girl must actively participate in doing things for me.
It's really simple though, here's a breakdown:
1) Girls that just KNOW me, who can predict what I'm feeling and keep me in check all the time.
2) Girls that keep me in the mind. You know, somehow they relay to me that they were just thinkin about me or this or that reminded them of me.
3) Girls that do things for me unexpectedly. As in, I didn't do anything to trigger their action, and I wouldn't have to do anything in return if I didn't want to. Random gifts, thoughtful messages, and blowjobs fall under this category.
It's a really short list, and really, all three of them tie together into one big super category (if you really knew me, you'd know what it was).
But this is just the standard for my favorite girls, this by no means should be used as a judgement toward how these girls are as whole persons. It's just their interactions with me.
Obviously, the criteria is only about girls who treat me well, so what is the reward for even bothering? Well, these girls usually get top priority in anything that I do. They're the one's that could call me for a favor, and I'd drop everything I was doing to help them. They're the ones who I have no problems doin random things for, because I know that they've done stuff for me (and you know it, because i don't feel like i owe it to them, i just WANT to do it). And you know... if i were to win a million dollars suddenly, they'd be the first three people that I'd buy something for.
I also have a list of other specific things that would qualify a girl to the favorites, but i'm not going to post those in fear that someone will just do them to get on my good side. If I did post them, it would just feel like I told you to do it, and the same heartwarming sensation I get when naming my three favorite girls will be ruined.
Ruined like a virgin on prom night.
posted by Allen M @ 7/25/2003 07:38:00 AM
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