This is a conversation I had with a friend who's name I won't mention, cuz it is well... embarrassing. I wouldn't want to shame her forever.
But I can sure as hell make fun of her. For convenience's sake, I will narrate each section as it happens.

And the conversation begins with her having nothing better to do then to bother me. So I entertain her.

HyperGirl: hi =)
HyperGirl: AHAHHHAHaahhAaha
HyperGirl: i feel like bothering someone
HyperGirl: ure my victim
HyperGirl: HI ALLEN
Mystic511: hi hi
HyperGirl: hi allen =)
Mystic511: hi
HyperGirl: hi allen !! ^_______^
Mystic511: hi =D
HyperGirl: HeLLo ALLen!!!! :]
Mystic511: hi *replaced name*! =D

Now she begins saying hi in other languages.

HyperGirl: hoLa AlleN!!
Mystic511: ahn young *replaced name*!
HyperGirl: NaMastE ALLen!!!!
Mystic511: bonjour *replaced name*!
HyperGirl: SatSriAkaL alleN!!!!! :DD

Now I begin to make up greetings because I just don't feel like thinking.

Mystic511: majimajimaji *replaced name*!
HyperGirl: SawatDeeKa allEn!! ^_________^
Mystic511: tamagachi neopet *replaced name*!
HyperGirl: Neehao ALLen!
Mystic511: kimchi bop soju *replaced name*!
HyperGirl: NayHo ALLeN~!!!!!!!!!! @_@

She finally realizes this.

HyperGirl: EEEEEEESH
HyperGirl: cmmon man!!!!!!!!!!!
Mystic511: mitsubishi kawasaki *replaced name*
HyperGirl: hey
HyperGirl: all my greets were ACTUAL greets!!!
HyperGirl: ure making up stuff!!!
Mystic511: none of mine were
HyperGirl: dat's like.. not so niceundeh chik chik*
Mystic511: =DDDDD

A little bit of randomness.

HyperGirl: guess what
Mystic511: chicken butt
HyperGirl: ARGh
HyperGirl: akfjsadkfjskdf;lf;fdkf;jfs
HyperGirl: dat's soooooooooo my line
Mystic511: your mom's my line.
HyperGirl: ..........yo papa's my line
Mystic511: that's nice yo
HyperGirl: jo momma~!
Mystic511: jo never did anything to you
HyperGirl: ugh
HyperGirl: you conry yo
Mystic511: yea, i'm mad conry
HyperGirl: shattap
HyperGirl: dork
HyperGirl: jfsdjjasfasjdfjsdfsd
HyperGirl: hey
HyperGirl: if you say something is indescribable..
HyperGirl: isnt that describing it?
Mystic511: yup
HyperGirl: wut da -0-

Pay attention right here, or you'll miss the most uncredible joke EVER.

HyperGirl: why is shampoo.. clear
HyperGirl: and conditioner is not?
Mystic511: so blind people can tell the difference
HyperGirl: oh

Did you catch it? She didn't.

Mystic511: hahahahhahaha
Mystic511: you do realize what i said right?
HyperGirl: then
HyperGirl: huh?

Yea, sometimes 3 am conversations are the best.

P.S. My buddy Paul was talking to the same girl too, and he had a little bit to add:

HyperGirl: why is number abbreviated No. when there's no O in Number?
SuLunGisHbaK: cause a long time ago they used to spell number "nomber"
HyperGirl: oh fo real??

During those times I'm not laughing at her, I'm laugh with others at her.