Happy 11000 hits to me. What a great birthday present. Thanks my adoring fans!

Wow, that sounded so gay. Awesome!

Alright, first topic of the day. Exactly how long is a "New York Minute"? Is it longer or shorter then a minute? I know people in New York are busy, so it really falls either way. They're so busy, they have to do everything quick, so it's less, but it could also mean they are so busy, they just don't have time to do other things, which would mean it's more. God damn slang clichè euphamistic terms.

Thanks Tron, Paul and Joe for treating me to Olive Garden today. You guys are super.

Second topic: Zoning out. I freakin zoned out during class for like 10 minutes and I didn't even realize it. Daydreaming, such a plaguing symptom. I must have A.D.D. or something. I'm freakin listening to the professor, and all of a sudden, next thing I know, he's on a complete new subject. And i'm like, WOH. And then i'm like, wait, what was I daydreaming about? Didn't remember. So with my luck, I don't even remember what I was daydreaming about AND i missed that portion of the lecture. That's like having 10 minutes of my life disappear.

Last topic: Dave and Busters suck. Why can't people over 18 enjoy themselves there? They have a stupid 25 and up rule where there has to be a 'guardian' to watch over the under 21 people. That's so stupid. So freakin 8 year olds can go to dave and busters, but voting members of the United States can't even walk into D&B to keep my twenty one year old ass company.

I didn't turn 21 to have to wait to be 25.