The following weekend summary will not be arranged by dates, instead, it will be presented in the form of a soliloquy. I try to keep the shakespearian iambic pentameter, but who gives a shit, it's just a ¿MyStiFieD? weekend summary:

Oh I wait the joys of brian birthday.
How I waited filled with patience sitting,
Seeing, thinking, waiting for Brian now.
He doth not come to my city just yet,
Three hour drive from maryland is long.
We go laughing to see dave chappelle show.
With Brian L, Joe the ho, and Jimmy.
We laugh at SARS which ails Brian that night.
He has coughing, hacking, a sick disease.
I stay away from such horrid people.
His dirty asian fobby putridness.
We laugh with chappelle, he humors us.
With talk of Kool-Aid versus Kruel-Aid.
With jokes of crackheads, the war and blackness.

With brian I sit at computer's desk,
Playing, killing, trading loads of crap.
Until the Morn, we stop, and go to sleep.
Waking to the noon sun-- no, way later,
We do some other crap, eat some food,
Fuckin play some more video games.

That's right, more video games, til night.
But we're not psycho, we left to watch movies.
Went to Geno's, hung out with Jimmy,
You know, the usual guy stuff this day.
But then, more video games, with Tron the Jew.
We slaughtered many, we spared the few.
We flew around, enjoying our views.
Shooting ourselves and others we slew.

Sunday we woke and got some pizza,
Sat down and ate, watching angel the show.
It was so great, I love that show, yes sir.
Yes, this soliloquy has fallen apart.
But even so, it's from the heart.

Don't like it? Blow me.