Dude. I am so effin drunk. I shouldn't drihnk, it's not a good idea.

I took like two shotds of rum in mydiet coke. Then,w e started palying this game caleld seven eleven doubles.

Let me expalin to you thi rules of this game:

Some dude rolels the dice, if he gets seven, eleven or doubles, he picks someone to dr5ink. When the dude drinksk, the dice roller gets to roll again, as many times as he want, a,s long as it's before the drinkin dude finishes and puts his cup donw. If he gets sevfen, eleven, or doubles agian, that dude has to drink again.

Shit mann, i got wrecked like five tiems in a row. I driank way too mmcuh. No more for me. I'm not a drinker.

NO sir, not a dirnker.

And fuckin Paull want me to go to soem dumb place to drink some mroe. HOly crap, how can I drink more? And they didn't even want to come over and dirnk with me. What the fuck is up with atht?

I have a feleing i'm going to tregreat this blog.