10,000 is SOOOO close.

Who wants to make congratulatory 10,000 hit banners for me? Best banner wins a prize!

Now for the blog:

JUgirl2#: As soon as racism dissapears, black people have evey right to complain.

Someone please help me to understand this statement. My guess is that it is a retort against my massively powerful political statement stated below. Now legions upon legions of white racist neo-nazis will come and decimate the black population based on what I said. Eminem particularly has stated that he is the most offended of all black people.

Ok, so let's break it down. "As soon as racism dissapears". Ok, so we are waiting for racism to DISAPPEAR, as in, go away forever. That's cool, i'm down with no racism. All us chinks, gooks, spics, wiggers, rednecks, niggers, homosexuals, jews, towelheads, and *insert racial slur of particular group* should definately unite as one. Oh wait, I think it's called America, where I last remember, white people were the only ones who don't have freedom of speech.

Example? Let's see a white person go to work and say NIGGER and not get fired or suspended for a week. But i bet if a black person went to work at KFC and called me a chink, the white manager would just shake his finger at the brotha and tell him not to say it again. Why, cuz the black person will call him a racist and tell him how the white manager's ancestors were surpressing him and how a brotha can't even support his baby's momma anymore.

Second part of the sentence, "black people have evey right to complain". Spoken like the ghetto person in us all. So i's went to da salon and had mah hair did... alrite enoigh pertenting to sphel rong. Ahem. I already explained why I think black people shouldn't complain. Woopie doo, good retort. *high five*

Now let's combine it together! "As soon as racism disappears, black people have every right to complain" This sentence takes on the IF-THEN sentence structure as it is currently written. IF racism disappears, THEN black people have a right to complain.

Uh... Ok. So they want it to stay?

Awesome. I knew we'd eventually come to agreement! Where exactly was the argument? Thank you for wasting 10 minutes of my life.

I normally don't post people's real sn's, therefore the # sign is there. Please, do not try to figure out that single digit that's pretty close to the number 2 but not exactly 2. I really don't want you, my adoring fans, to IM her and enlighten her the ¿MyStiFieD? way.

That's my job.