I had to break up my ¿MyStiFieD? Weekend Update cuz too many great things has happened today.
Friday: Went to the Valley Forge Convention center cuz some big ass seller's convention was going on. Of course, I didn't go until afterwork and I found only crap. Then I found out that all the good stuff was sold in the first few hours when the convention opened up at 10 in the morning. After that I think I pissed someone off. I don't really feel like I did anything wrong, but if that person feels like I did, I'll take the proper steps to make things right. Later that night, it was a Fucking Maryland Style party complete with stripper.. Well, let's just say that the stripper had nothin on the girls that were at the party.
Saturday: Drove to Jersey, decided to wash my car. Found out something interesting... It's not a good idea to wash your car in below freezing temperatures. I know, you're probably thinkin "no shit, sherlock", but hey, FUCK YOU. I entertained the thought of freezing water, but who woulda thought it would freeze that fast? I went to my friend's house and we had planned to wash the car all week, since we both bought this ultra car wax called Ibiz. So we busted out some hot water, rinsed the car off... and saw that the water was crystalizing before our eyes. So we hurried and got at it with the hot water and well... that froze too. So then we tried our best to rinse the car off, that worked pretty well, but the ground around the car started freezing too, so we were struggling while trying to dry the car as that water froze as well. So right now, I can't tell if my car is shiny cuz it's clean or because it's a super protectant layer of ice. To top it all off, the doors froze so I couldn't get in. Ended up having to climb through the trunk to the front and ram the door open that way. Thank god for hatchbacks.
Just thought I'd share that with you before I added it to my list of "stupid things never to do again (until it happens again) list"
I also realized that I (don't) use ((ignore)parathesis) very (not) often.
Friday: Went to the Valley Forge Convention center cuz some big ass seller's convention was going on. Of course, I didn't go until afterwork and I found only crap. Then I found out that all the good stuff was sold in the first few hours when the convention opened up at 10 in the morning. After that I think I pissed someone off. I don't really feel like I did anything wrong, but if that person feels like I did, I'll take the proper steps to make things right. Later that night, it was a Fucking Maryland Style party complete with stripper.. Well, let's just say that the stripper had nothin on the girls that were at the party.
Saturday: Drove to Jersey, decided to wash my car. Found out something interesting... It's not a good idea to wash your car in below freezing temperatures. I know, you're probably thinkin "no shit, sherlock", but hey, FUCK YOU. I entertained the thought of freezing water, but who woulda thought it would freeze that fast? I went to my friend's house and we had planned to wash the car all week, since we both bought this ultra car wax called Ibiz. So we busted out some hot water, rinsed the car off... and saw that the water was crystalizing before our eyes. So we hurried and got at it with the hot water and well... that froze too. So then we tried our best to rinse the car off, that worked pretty well, but the ground around the car started freezing too, so we were struggling while trying to dry the car as that water froze as well. So right now, I can't tell if my car is shiny cuz it's clean or because it's a super protectant layer of ice. To top it all off, the doors froze so I couldn't get in. Ended up having to climb through the trunk to the front and ram the door open that way. Thank god for hatchbacks.
Just thought I'd share that with you before I added it to my list of "stupid things never to do again (until it happens again) list"
I also realized that I (don't) use ((ignore)parathesis) very (not) often.
posted by Allen M @ 1/19/2003 12:55:00 AM
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