Happy Focken New Year, bitches.

My New Year's Resolutions:
1) Only make New Year's Resolutions for entertainment purposes.
2) Put $2003 in a saving's account at the end of my co-op.
3) Get Laid.
4) Twice.
5) Confess my infatuation.
6) Quit Smoking... as next year's Resolution.
7) Drink more.
8) Stop fluctuating between different groups of friends every few months.
9) Build a $20,000 webpage for shits and giggles (and ALOT more).
10) Go to Cali to make good on a promise.
11) Staple people to walls more often.
12) Don't pick on the freshman... torture them.
13) Invest more time in the friends worth keeping.
14) Bust on Tron's mom at least once a week.
15) Actively pursue a relationship with a stripper.
16) Say to at least one girl in passing "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
17) Prepare for the polar bear club next year.
18) Invest in two super-bouncy-balls so I can go up to girls and ask them to please hold my balls.
19) Constantly remind Tony that he's not a man.
20) Constantly remind Annie that she's not a man either.

A New Year to bring new beginnings and new starts... my first recommendation for all of you? Cordless bungie jumping. It's seriously once in a lifetime!