Commercials are just getting more and more interesting. It sometimes feels like advertisers are just running out of ideas and they're just throwing crap out. This random crap of course has absolutely nothing to do with the product they're selling, but it keeps coming. Makes me think that maybe, just maybe, this advertising strategy is working. It just doesn't seem to go away. If anything, it's just getting worse.

Today on the radio I heard this one commercial for some beer. Don't remember what beer, so maybe it doesn't work as well as it should. But anyway, the commercial was about some guy who was going to take his girl out for their one year anniversary. He made sure they ordered steaks and everything, but during dinner, the girl told him she found someone else. He proceeded to choke on a piece of his steak, which attracted the attention of a really hot brunette who just happened to be a nurse. When the steak was dislodged from his throat, it flew into a waiter who was pushing around a banana flambe cart which tipped over and caught the restaurant on fire. The girlfriend left in a cab, and the hot nurse decided to accompany our protagonist to the local bar for a nice cold beer.

I suddenly felt thirsty.

But anyway, that was just my build up. I actually don't care about commercial strategies or anything, I just care about the scenario that was presented. For real, why can't I find myself in a situation like that??? Where's my hot nurse who comes and saves me and falls madly in love with me??? Or you know, in pornos, where is that female slumber party that orders pizza and then proceeds to gangbang the fuck out of the pizza boy? Does that shit really happen? If so, i want to be a freakin pizza boy.

So of course, being jealous of the situation in the beer commercial, I decided to change my life. First, I'm going to eat more steak. Second, I'm going to try my hardest to choke in front of hot girls. Third, i'm going to drink more beer.

Damn it. I guess commercials do work.