You can tell how sophisticated a person is based on one thing. People who DON'T WASH THERE HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM. I don't care how intelligent, how freakin high his IQ is, how much he's traveled the world, etc etc. And it goes the same the other way (how dirty and scruffy he looks, how uncultured he appears). I don't come across this phenomenon too often, but when i do, I just cringe.

Alright, think about it this way. Some guy goes into the bathroom, whips out his wrinkly little penis, grabs it with his hands, aims and pees. Ok, not that big of a deal right? Well, it sort of is, since we all know sweat is a breeding ground for germs... and don't even tell me for both guys and girls that it doesn't get sweaty down there. And let's just say it IS safe.. .well, urinals splash back, and then you have to give your wrinkly little penis a shake to make sure it's all out. Who's to say that doesn't fly around and land on your hand?

Ok, and then this uncultured heathen walks out the bathroom by grabbing the door handle and leaves his germy sweaty urined wrinkly penis hand residue all over it. Who knows what he does after that? High fives his friend? Fingers his STD riddened girlfriend? EATS? Yuck. I fuckin feel like barfing.

Is it so damn hard to at least give your hands a little rinse before leaving the freakin bathroom? Two seconds. TWO SECONDS. That's all it takes to minimize penis hand passage for all of us.

I don't walk down the street grabbing everyone's crotch.. so don't fuckin force it upon me by not washing your hands.