Happy Chanukah for all those Jewish mofo's out there that read my blog. (Seriously can't be more then 2 of you.)
Yes, I know i'm late, but what the fock am I suppose to do? Say it eight times? So i decided to say it in the middle of the damn holiday. So shut the hell up and light a candle for me.
Have you ever noticed that GIRLS hold far more intense rivalies then guys do. I mean, when guys hate each other, it's simple. We either ignore each other or beat the shit out of each other. We'll play some sport or hold some event to resolve our differences and that'll be the end of it. I'm pretty sure I had more then one friendship start like this. Guys, after initial dislike, will come to see that they have alot in common when fists are flying and both sides come out with black eyes. (wow, we both bleed, we must have alot in common!). That previous statement is both figurative and literal.
But GIRLS, my god. I can't believe how much negative energy just flows from them. Come on girls, admit in, in highschool (maybe even in college), you were friends with someone you didn't like, and as much as you hated her, you still acted all best friendy to her face (and talked shit behind her back). You competed with your 'friends' at everything. Best dress, best hair, prettiest face, best grades, most popularity, etc etc. You can NOT deny it. Girls are the ones that walk down the street and go "ew, she wears too much make up" or "Her shoes are so ugly and don't match her outfit". Girls are the ones that try to get everyone they know to hate the same girl that they hate. They find joy when the girl they hate suffers. Oh, but don't get me wrong, if a girl saw her life enemy fall and break a leg, she would be geniunely concerned and try to help, but if that girl just fell and everyone laughed, she would be enjoying the moment for the rest of her life. Girls are the ones who want a guy, not because he is compatable with her, but because everyone else wants him. She just wants to have bragging rights and show everyone that she got what they all wanted. Don't believe me? Just think about the last time you bought something nice and expensive, and everyone ('everyone' as in girls, because guys don't notice shit like purses and new earings) started to compliment you. How did you feel? Pretty good right?
Yea, that's right. I can go on, but I think you see my point. It's ok to deny it though, because I believe girls do this as subconciously as they would breathe or have a heart beat. But while those things exist and their vital signs remain, they will forever hold a grudge on other girls.
Show me a girl who doesn't do this, and I'll show you a lesbian tomboy.
Yes, I know i'm late, but what the fock am I suppose to do? Say it eight times? So i decided to say it in the middle of the damn holiday. So shut the hell up and light a candle for me.
Have you ever noticed that GIRLS hold far more intense rivalies then guys do. I mean, when guys hate each other, it's simple. We either ignore each other or beat the shit out of each other. We'll play some sport or hold some event to resolve our differences and that'll be the end of it. I'm pretty sure I had more then one friendship start like this. Guys, after initial dislike, will come to see that they have alot in common when fists are flying and both sides come out with black eyes. (wow, we both bleed, we must have alot in common!). That previous statement is both figurative and literal.
But GIRLS, my god. I can't believe how much negative energy just flows from them. Come on girls, admit in, in highschool (maybe even in college), you were friends with someone you didn't like, and as much as you hated her, you still acted all best friendy to her face (and talked shit behind her back). You competed with your 'friends' at everything. Best dress, best hair, prettiest face, best grades, most popularity, etc etc. You can NOT deny it. Girls are the ones that walk down the street and go "ew, she wears too much make up" or "Her shoes are so ugly and don't match her outfit". Girls are the ones that try to get everyone they know to hate the same girl that they hate. They find joy when the girl they hate suffers. Oh, but don't get me wrong, if a girl saw her life enemy fall and break a leg, she would be geniunely concerned and try to help, but if that girl just fell and everyone laughed, she would be enjoying the moment for the rest of her life. Girls are the ones who want a guy, not because he is compatable with her, but because everyone else wants him. She just wants to have bragging rights and show everyone that she got what they all wanted. Don't believe me? Just think about the last time you bought something nice and expensive, and everyone ('everyone' as in girls, because guys don't notice shit like purses and new earings) started to compliment you. How did you feel? Pretty good right?
Yea, that's right. I can go on, but I think you see my point. It's ok to deny it though, because I believe girls do this as subconciously as they would breathe or have a heart beat. But while those things exist and their vital signs remain, they will forever hold a grudge on other girls.
Show me a girl who doesn't do this, and I'll show you a lesbian tomboy.
posted by Allen M @ 12/03/2002 10:57:00 AM
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