Ninety five hits to go for 6000. Who wants to win who wants to win? You know, I've been reading through my old crap (well, not really), and I've noticed that my writing isn't as hyper/corny/weird as it used to be. What the freak, i think i'm turning into a bitter sarcastic cynical old man. What ever happened to my days of hyperness and plain stupidity where I just write like blah blah blah? and people go ho ho, you so fahneee, ho ho. Well, actually, I think they just went... um... what the hell did you just write?

Don't want to jinx myself *knock on wood* but I think I really like my job. Today I actually couldn't wait to get to work (even though I still woke up late). Right now? Staying overtime to make oodles and oodles of money for my hot girlfriend. She got so many curves, she's so damn sexy. And man, can she purr when I ride her. Sickos, i'm talking about my car.

I know why i'm not hyper. There's nothing to by hyper about. It's not like I can be hyper about how I drive 45 minutes to work everyday or hyper about how I drop face first into my pillow everynight cuz I'm so tired. But SMALLVILLE is on tonight. Work better not make me miss it! Can't believe I'm freakin addicted to a TV show. It's been so long since those days of being addicted--no.. wait.. I was addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh! during school. Alright, so it hasn't been that long. Sue me. Kristen Kruek is so hot I can't even spell her name right!

And recently some friend(s) have been tellin me about girl problems. Haha, sucks for you, that's why you have to go around being ugly like me and girls will just leave you alone! Muhahaha, i'm blessed with the ugly gene, you unlucky bastards...
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wanna trade?

Remember Kids, it's either you deal with the opposite sex or you turn homosexual. If you choose the latter. EWWW (not that there's any thing wrong with that.)