And the countdown begins. TEN.. NINE... you know the drill.

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This weekend I plan on getting in massive amounts of trouble with my fellow cohort and lawbreaker Hanna. I'm just hoping she wears her boots. Those be some damn fine boots.

Remember kids, there are three types of people in the world, those who can count.. and those who can't.