Alright, since all my ¿MyStiFieD? weekend updates are short and vague, i decided to make this one long, intricate, and fully detailed.

Shall i start with how I wiped my ass on friday? Didn't think so.

Friday:
Trained at work for live web broadcasts using realmedia software and 100,000 dollars worth of video equipment. Company paid for take out italian food, and I ate waaay to many Krispy Kreme donuts. Went home, decided to go to Jersey. Mojo Joe-jo hitched a ride. My new lowered car tackled the effed up Jersey rodes like a lion eating a gazelle. That shit tastes good. Went to Denny's with Hanna afterward, Paul was there with his friend Brian and some other korean peeps were there. Woopdie doo. Went home. The End.

Saturday:
Morning was spent... ok... afternoon was spent buying car stuff and eating food at my mom's restaurant. While I was driving, I decided on my three favorite cars of 2003.

*Interlude to tell you about my picks*
One) Nissan 350z. Return of the Z series and also a very cheap car that was built with sports enthusiasts in mind. Two) Chrysler 300m. Basically Chrysler's flagship luxury car, built with luxury, speed and superior handling. It may not seem so great, but then why does the Secret Service in DC rock a line of 5 300m's when they transport the Secretary of Health and Human Services? Damn right, it fuckin rocks. Three) Audi TT. What do you get when you take a jetta/a4 engine, reinforce it, throw it in a bubbly body and turn up the boost? One awesome handling car that looks unique and shows you that Quattro doesn't just mean "four" in a romance language. Too bad it's a two door coupe (or roadster) though.. my desire to have a functional but luxurious car as my next car makes me side with the A4 1.8t... but i can always love the TT.
*End Interlude*

After that, I drove back home and took out my effed up centerpiece. There was so much water in there that I contemplated just leaving it the way it was and putting a fish inside of it. How funny would that be when i submitted my car for the next carshow? Then Paul came over, we ate, went to denny's and met up with Hanna. Hanna got a haircut and perm and now she looks amazingly hot with her new hair and new fuck-me boots. Woh. I dunno if i can control myself.

Sunday:
Sunday is today, so can't really update. I plan to wash and wax the car though. Should be fun. Then go home, fuck around and sleep the night away. We'll see.

Remember Kids, Life is like a box of chocolates: Shut the fuck up and enjoy them, you fat slob.