Yesterday was a busy day. I'll spare you the details, but it's gotta be a ¿MyStiFieD? Summary:

Wake up.
Late.
Get Lost.
Monthly Members Committee meeting.
Stand around.
Food.
Pass microphones.
Listen to arguments on the improper usage of the word "The" in their legal documents and guidebooks.
Food.
Pass mics,
Arguments.
Food.
Pass mics.
Grabbing shitloads of food before I peace out.
BLT.
EFF YOU, FU Spectrum.
No cameras?
A row of 7+ asian girls who were probably in college but all looked 15.
The Distillers.
Indian dude asks me what row i'm in. *Me holding up seven figures* Indian dude looks at me. "Eight?"
Clotheslining girls off balconies.
Monkey girl with banana.
Garbage.
Drunken girls that hopefully went to jail (knocked over some little kids and maybe broke some other innocent girl's ankle)
Hot ass black girls all night long.
Prettiest man ever.
Gwen Stefani... Oh yea, No Doubt too.
Not Yet MILF.
Takin pictures outside.
Balloons and T-Shirts. Some peanuts too.
Wawa.
Angel.
Sleep.

Oh yea, and Tron's mom.

HOOOOOOOOOOO~waaaaaaahhhhhh.

You Are An Intense Kisser!

Deep tounging, nibbling, and locking lips for hours are on your agenda.

You've been known to wear lovers out with your kiss,

before getting to anything else on the menu.

And given that you kiss so well... imagine how you do everything else.



How Do *You* Kiss?

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Meow, babyy.. meEh. oW.

Today is friday though. Joy is me. I'm thinkin movie.. so many good movies out. Need to find a hot sexy lady to escort me to the movies though. Must show up in style, like it's a world premiere or some shit.

Oh yea, and wednesday night, a certain person was irked that I say "remember kids"... What? it's just a freakin expression. Fine, today I won't say "Remember kids," Alright? Happy? So I'll end this now.

Recuerde a mis cabritos, usted acaba de pasar traducir de cinco minutos qué hablé.