Well.. I slept 13 hours yesterday. Took a 'nap' from 6:30 pm to 2:30 in the morning... then went to sleep from 3:30 am to 9 am. I think i'm dying. No, probably not. But definately over-exhausted from the weekend and having to wake up at normal hours for work. Yea, hopefully all that is settled now. Sorry to Paul for not taking you out yesterday. You don't have to cry about it. you little baby.

What ever happened to my days of writing all hyper and just typing the first thing that came to my mind? Ever go back and read my archives? I used to be so much funnier then I am now. I'm a bore, a drab, a lowly scum of a writer who still thinks he has potential to be a real writer. Eyuck. And all I have is my xanga story.

Alright, so now I got my shameless plug out of the way, I can proceed with interesting things. Like... my day yesterday. Yup. I slept. Ok, now we can proceed onto even better things, like what I plan on doing today. Trust me, it doesn't involve sleeping, and if it does, just kill me now.

Can't have Mono, didn't kiss anyone (I think). Hope I don't have diabetes... it's not contagious right? If so, then I have to kick paul's ass. Maybe my liver just gave up on my cuz of all the alcohol I didn't drink on saturday. Hope the freshman's had fun.

So let's just go to the subject we all care so deeply about. Girls! Yup, all my adoring fans (all 5.8 of you) want to know about the girl in my life right? right? Well, i don't have one. Sorry, didn't mean to get you all hyped up for nothing.

There is someone (or a few someones) that are catching my eye.. not literally though, cuz I don't go for looks, but 'catching my eye' in the figurative sense of--... ...right. Ok. So yea, some girl(s)... but I don't think it'll work out. We'll see though.

I really have to stop doing this to myself.

Remember kids, every once in a while, you'll be saying this: "I met the perfect girl (or guy) yesterday... and I met her perfect boyfriend (or girlfriend) too..."