I would like to take this moment in extending a heartfelt apology (which is quite rare, so shut up and listen) to everyone's birthday who I may or may not miss in the next year. Honestly, I suck at remembering birthdays. I even tried to program my phone's scheduler to remind me of everyone's birthday... but the last time I tried that, my phone broke, and I ended up forgetting that all the reminders were in my broken phone and forgot a couple people's birthday anyway.

So I just want to say right now that I have all the intention in the world to remember your birthday, but PLEASE TELL ME when it's coming. Don't test how good of a friend I am or whatever, cuz I'll tell you right now, I won't remember. Hell, I almost forgot my own birthday this year. If any of you remember, my planning and invitations went out about.. .oh... six days before my birthday. So yea, a week notice would be awesome. And if you don't tell me, then I'll just assume I wasn't remembered by you and/or wasn't invited to your party. HA, now I can make YOU feel guilty about me not remembering your birthday. Nice.

Oh yea, since i'm on a roll, I might as well apologize right now for being weird online. Sometimes i'll be having a conversation with someone who'll unintentionally say something to piss me off. I usually address it one of two ways... yell at them for saying what they said.. or just ignore them until I cool off. Usually the latter. Since it's hard to place blame on if it was intentional or not, I generally give the benefit of the doubt and pretend it never happened.

Alright, that's it for now.

Remember Kids, people who watch over your shoulder while you're writing your blog suck major cock.