I was going to write a beautiful and sophisticated piece on my blog today, just to prove to the few who choose to be haterz that I can write that way. But I reached ten unique comments on my xanga story so it'll have to wait.
Why don't I write with sophisticated big wordy language you say? I just choose not to (and because i'm lazy). Using big words means nothing if the substance you write about lacks intelligence. Some would say though: Yes, but it is those who write with both high vocabulary and substance that will truly excel. My answer: Welp, I guess i'm just a dumb fuck then. Sue me for wanting to write the way I'd talk. Plus, I write for a particular audience, my adoring fans (all 6.1 of you). Don't take offense, i'm just saying that I think ya'll just wanna hear me shoot the shit as regular ol' me.
I'm not sayin those people who choose to use all big words and write all fluffy are sucky writers with no content.. i'm just sayin it's too freakin hard to decipher that shit at 3 am when i have nothing better to do. Hanna's xanga is probably one of the most easy reads ever, but it's damn entertaining. Her style is simple, yet every entry is presented differently. Her writing is an evaluation of self and therefore interesting. Plus, she's funny.
The most retarded online journal entries are the ones that mean absolutely nothing. Those shoddy attempts of saying something highly philosophical, but it just comes out as crap. Something stupid like... "The lighted candle of intellect..." or "Angry at the world" or "Bitter beyond words" or "Life is trickling like my cock after peeing." Ok.. yea? And? Thanks for fuckin sharing. Ooooo, wow, you're so mysterious, I'm trying so hard to figure you out. My god, your one line was way beyond my comprehension (I hope you all can smell the sarcasm). Do me a favor asshole, just fuckin type in "I have no idea what to post"... or better yet.. just don't post.
Ok, it doesn't upset me that much, but for real... save the one liners for your away messages.
Remember kids, intellegence is not measured by how much of a dictionary you memorized. That's a gauge for how big of a fucking dork you are.
Why don't I write with sophisticated big wordy language you say? I just choose not to (and because i'm lazy). Using big words means nothing if the substance you write about lacks intelligence. Some would say though: Yes, but it is those who write with both high vocabulary and substance that will truly excel. My answer: Welp, I guess i'm just a dumb fuck then. Sue me for wanting to write the way I'd talk. Plus, I write for a particular audience, my adoring fans (all 6.1 of you). Don't take offense, i'm just saying that I think ya'll just wanna hear me shoot the shit as regular ol' me.
I'm not sayin those people who choose to use all big words and write all fluffy are sucky writers with no content.. i'm just sayin it's too freakin hard to decipher that shit at 3 am when i have nothing better to do. Hanna's xanga is probably one of the most easy reads ever, but it's damn entertaining. Her style is simple, yet every entry is presented differently. Her writing is an evaluation of self and therefore interesting. Plus, she's funny.
The most retarded online journal entries are the ones that mean absolutely nothing. Those shoddy attempts of saying something highly philosophical, but it just comes out as crap. Something stupid like... "The lighted candle of intellect..." or "Angry at the world" or "Bitter beyond words" or "Life is trickling like my cock after peeing." Ok.. yea? And? Thanks for fuckin sharing. Ooooo, wow, you're so mysterious, I'm trying so hard to figure you out. My god, your one line was way beyond my comprehension (I hope you all can smell the sarcasm). Do me a favor asshole, just fuckin type in "I have no idea what to post"... or better yet.. just don't post.
Ok, it doesn't upset me that much, but for real... save the one liners for your away messages.
Remember kids, intellegence is not measured by how much of a dictionary you memorized. That's a gauge for how big of a fucking dork you are.
posted by Allen M @ 10/30/2002 01:48:00 PM
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