I dunno what's up with all the palm reading things people keep sending me today.

But hoo~wah as paul would say (yes paul, i'm going to help you to get everyone saying that too.), here is the latest reading from this damn palm reading site: (just don't be like me and stare at your hand going "FUCK, i can't find a line that matches the picture!")

Your Life Line reveals that you like to travel, but will always return home. You need a lot of space which is why you prefer spending time outdoors. You tend to have strong romantic tendencies.

Your Head Line reveals that you are over-confident and at times brash. Your independent nature often causes you to make impulsive decisions.

Your Heart Line reveals that you have a masculine nature and are easily aroused by your own desires. You are able to maintain a good balance between the physical and emotional sides that accounts for your warm and generous disposition.

Your Fate Line reveals that the early years in your life were full of hard knocks, teaching you that success comes from hard work. Due to this learning process, you will have a late start with your career and financial independance.

Your Sun Line reveals that you have a clever mind and an outstanding character. You will have a brilliant life acquiring wealth and fame at an early age.

You have an Air hand. You are a person who is independent, intellectual, analytical and unpredictable. Your optimal career choices are to work as a writer, psychiatrist, scientist, detective and teacher.

Mind you, it's not 100% correct, so don't go callin me a pervert n shit cuz it says i'm easily aroused by myself or something.

Have fun with that, next subject:

Things that I hate right now:

-Girls who whine about not having a significant other even though they have lots of guys hitting on them. (that perfect guy will never come.)
-People who tell other people it's ok to be single, when they aren't even single themselves.
-People who say they're gonna meet up with you, but then never show up or even call to tell you they're not coming.
-People who drive the speed limit on the highway.
-Those same people who then proceed to stay in the PASSING lane.
-People who fuckin tailgate you when you're already going 80 in the passing lane like it's going to convince me to go faster.
-People who don't offer to pay more then their share of the bill. (if everyone offered to pay more, we'd never come up short)
-Girls who EXPECT a guy to pay for everything. (We fuckin pay because we want to, not because we have to.)
-Groups of more then five people who NEVER know what they're doing or where they're going. (So fuckin hard to just walk across the street cuz nobody listens).

The list goes on, but that's all I can think of right now.

Remember kids, the reason the sky is blue isn't because "it just is"... that's fuckin applejacks.