There should be a general contract for famous people:

There is only one clause I can think of.

1) Do NOT, in your first week of becoming famous, start bitching that you have no privacy in your life anymore. Does "BECOMING FAMOUS" not mean anything to you? Don't act like stardom was thrown on you, especially when you go on AMERICAN IDOL to compete and become famous.

If you don't know who i'm talkin about, then good, you shouldn't know. She doesn't deserve her fame if she's going to bitch about it already.

Kelly Clarkson, you actually make Britney Spears look GOOD.