I didn't think about the following last night because I was rather pissed off about it (you'll understand why in a minute), but now that it's over and I've slept, the humor of it all hit me:
Imagine waking up at 6 am. The sun is coming up and you'll still halfway in a drunken stupor. You have no idea where you are or how you got there. You soon realize that your pillow is the seat of a toilet, followed by the realization that you're in a bathroom in a house full of guys you don't know. The last thing you remember is your friends shouting to you through the locked bathroom door saying that they're leaving. You get up, clean yourself up, clean the bathroom up from any messes you made and open the door to the bathroom. You peek around, hoping nobody is awake to see you in such an embarrassing position and quickly sneak out the front door.
Well, if you can't imagine that, i'm sure the GIRL WHO WAS DRUNK IN MY BATHROOM last night can. Pissed me off too, cuz I wanted to brush my teeth n shit, but since I didn't know who it was, I didn't want to knock and put both of us in an uncomfortable position.
"Yea, i slept over... in their bathroom."
Imagine waking up at 6 am. The sun is coming up and you'll still halfway in a drunken stupor. You have no idea where you are or how you got there. You soon realize that your pillow is the seat of a toilet, followed by the realization that you're in a bathroom in a house full of guys you don't know. The last thing you remember is your friends shouting to you through the locked bathroom door saying that they're leaving. You get up, clean yourself up, clean the bathroom up from any messes you made and open the door to the bathroom. You peek around, hoping nobody is awake to see you in such an embarrassing position and quickly sneak out the front door.
Well, if you can't imagine that, i'm sure the GIRL WHO WAS DRUNK IN MY BATHROOM last night can. Pissed me off too, cuz I wanted to brush my teeth n shit, but since I didn't know who it was, I didn't want to knock and put both of us in an uncomfortable position.
"Yea, i slept over... in their bathroom."


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