So well, la dee da, bend me over and just give it to me. Of course it had to happen this way. Me, being the nice person that I am, wanted to treat my adoring fans (all 5.3 of you) to something nice for my 4000th hit. So then, who of all people gets that lucky prize? MY FUCKING CLOSEST FRIEND OF TWELVE YEARS. (His name is Brian. He lives in philly. Find him and kill him.) And I know he was on the page every day, clicking and clicking, hoping to be that mother fuckin 4000th person so he could rub it in my face and own me for a few hours while I had to be nice to him and treat him to something just cuz i fucking said I would. He even said that to me face. What an ass.

So yea, that concludes my "Brian you are a bastard and NOT a pretty female adoring fan that I could have suckered onto a date with me" speech. Happy 4000th hit breakthrough to me! Pretty kool right? That means in about one year, you people have read about my life 4000 times. I'm freakin impressed. That's awesome considering the fact that I only have 2 friends and a slightly mutated midget with one leg as friends. Wow. And yes, Brian is the slightly mutated midget with one leg. But that doesn't mean I have to be nice to him. Fuck him and his midget self.

In other news, my weekend was highly stressed out considering that the house may or may not be officially broken up. I don't know what's going to happen now, but from what I heard, everything might work out. Sorry guys for the trouble, but all I wanted to do was talk about how we could work together and come to some kind of compromise on the recent chaos in the house.

Oh yea, also watched Signs, great movie. Go watch it, I won't spoil it for you.

Time to make like a treaty and peace out.