Part 4 is coming, but first, i'd like to take a break and discuss something very dear to my heart. Stealing women from their boyfriends.
What? Don't look at me fucked up like that. Think about every god damn romance movie you ever watched in your miserable life. Romeo and Juliet, she gets hooked by some chump, Romeo comes, steals her away and fucks her brains out. Titanic, some fuckin rich dude takes his bitch to america, and some faggot ass blue eyed mofo who can't act for shit and only landed the role because he looked good steals that bitch, fucks the shit out of her, and then sinks the fuckin boat.
Want me to go on? I can. Wedding Planner? Casablanca? King Author...Sir Lancelot ring a bell? Fuckin.., even Beauty and the Beast. So then, who is to say that I would be wrong in stealing women from their boyfriends? After all, every classic romance seems to have elements of that idea within. Aren't women looking for a perfect romance? If you said no, then you either haven't found a perfect romance yet, or are jealous that girls with boyfriends are lucky enough to have another guy chase after them when you don't even have ONE.
So come on, i'm just trying to do them a favor. Darwinism at it's best, survival of the smartest, brightest, most cunning and overall best. And no, i'm not that fucked up to actually go and do it all the time. I have a great sense of loyalty to friends. Bros before hoes and dicks before chicks. But i'm just sayin, if it was someone I didn't know, and the opportunity arised, then I probably wouldn't feel bad about it.
Of course, that idea goes against me too, because I try not to live life with a double standard. If some guy stole my girl away from me, then alright, I probably did not deserve her. Apparently the guy is better then me and can make her happier or he's smarter then me and tricked her. Either way, he has her and I don't. I wouldn't hate the guy for doing what I'd do. I'd probably thank him for it. Just because he showed me that she wouldn't be trustworthy and sooner or later, it would have ended on a bad note.
I don't know about you, but i'm gonna keep this idea in my mind. It may end in bad karma, but I feel justified.
Oh yea, and anyone who thinks i'm talkin about them or their girl.. psh, don't think so highly of yourselves.
What? Don't look at me fucked up like that. Think about every god damn romance movie you ever watched in your miserable life. Romeo and Juliet, she gets hooked by some chump, Romeo comes, steals her away and fucks her brains out. Titanic, some fuckin rich dude takes his bitch to america, and some faggot ass blue eyed mofo who can't act for shit and only landed the role because he looked good steals that bitch, fucks the shit out of her, and then sinks the fuckin boat.
Want me to go on? I can. Wedding Planner? Casablanca? King Author...Sir Lancelot ring a bell? Fuckin.., even Beauty and the Beast. So then, who is to say that I would be wrong in stealing women from their boyfriends? After all, every classic romance seems to have elements of that idea within. Aren't women looking for a perfect romance? If you said no, then you either haven't found a perfect romance yet, or are jealous that girls with boyfriends are lucky enough to have another guy chase after them when you don't even have ONE.
So come on, i'm just trying to do them a favor. Darwinism at it's best, survival of the smartest, brightest, most cunning and overall best. And no, i'm not that fucked up to actually go and do it all the time. I have a great sense of loyalty to friends. Bros before hoes and dicks before chicks. But i'm just sayin, if it was someone I didn't know, and the opportunity arised, then I probably wouldn't feel bad about it.
Of course, that idea goes against me too, because I try not to live life with a double standard. If some guy stole my girl away from me, then alright, I probably did not deserve her. Apparently the guy is better then me and can make her happier or he's smarter then me and tricked her. Either way, he has her and I don't. I wouldn't hate the guy for doing what I'd do. I'd probably thank him for it. Just because he showed me that she wouldn't be trustworthy and sooner or later, it would have ended on a bad note.
I don't know about you, but i'm gonna keep this idea in my mind. It may end in bad karma, but I feel justified.
Oh yea, and anyone who thinks i'm talkin about them or their girl.. psh, don't think so highly of yourselves.
posted by Allen M @ 8/27/2002 01:44:00 PM
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