Ok, two issues to talk about before I forget:

First, i've noticed that asian women (yes, since i don't talk to people of any other race *said with great sarcasm*), USUALLY have more guy friends then girl friends. My main conclusion is that they have all equally realized that girls are evil and therefore, hate associating with their own kind. The other conclusion is that they are all boy crazy and like to be surrounded by lots of guys, since it makes them feel better for not being able to hook a solid catch of a boyfriend (be it they are too picky, too imperfect themselves, or they're just plain ugly). Of course, neither of these two conclusions will a girl admit to be true. The third reason, that they'll probably use most willingly is that there are just too many guys and not enough girls to be friends with. Though it may be true, I think the first two reasons play a large part in it.

Second, I really hate small talk. Sure, i'm guilty of saying the same things over and over. "Hi. What's up, how are you? Got class? What are you up to later? Who'd you screw yesterday? Yea, you're mom was pretty good last night" Ok, so maybe not those last two things (though I do say them), but you know what I mean. And who said that if you're in the same room as somebody you know that you have to talk to them? Why is it, that I need to feel uncomfortable if i don't engage in some form of small talk while I'm in the room someone else who I know? Of course, it's only with people i'm aquanted with. When i'm with my close friends, i never feel the need to chit chat. I just roll up, give them the finger (to acknowledge that i've seen them), and then sit down and chill.

So then, what i'd like to say is "Hey, I'm just sayin hi, don't really have much else to say to you, but i just wanted you to know that I acknowledge your presence. Now, if you wanna have a philosophical argument with me or wanna plan a time to chill together or tell me i'm hot (please, girls only), then sure, i'll stay a while and talk with you, but other then that, i'm conversationally drained and would not like to engage in small talk. And if you insist on asking me questions like how am i doing or what have i been up to lately, then I will just kindly point you in the direction of my Blog. Thank you! Drive through."

Wouldn't that be simple? Yes, a mouthful. That's why we need some kind of symbol to mean everything I just said. How about eye contact, a smile and a nod? Maybe a cutesy wave for the girls. But there, that's eye contact = "Hey, I see you." smile = "Hi, your presense makes me happy" and nod = "Ok, fuck you read the above cuz i'm done."

Now, the world should read this so we can end small talk and perhaps, use those precious minutes to develop more intimate bonds with our acquantences.

*Smiles and Nods*