Welp.. apparently this is what life has become:

*Conversation on how me and my roomate jeeves should communicate*

Mystic511: we'll just stick with aim
AskJeeves.com: there's always that chance
AskJeeves.com: we could
AskJeeves.com: just talk to each other
AskJeeves.com: in GASP
AskJeeves.com: person
AskJeeves.com: whoa
Mystic511: in person?? what the hell is that?
Mystic511: HOLY SHIT, new concept
Mystic511: my brain is going into overdrive.
AskJeeves.com: I know. I read about in one of my history books.
AskJeeves.com: People used to sit around...
AskJeeves.com: and talk
AskJeeves.com: and converse
AskJeeves.com: it sounds so..
AskJeeves.com: ancient
Mystic511: wait.. wait.. you mean like.. on a cellphone?
Mystic511: that's the closest thing I know of to this "in person" shit
AskJeeves.com: no no no, they'd like--arrange to meet each other at some time and place
AskJeeves.com: and then they'd sit around...
AskJeeves.com: atsome sort of gathering area
AskJeeves.com: and use their mouths (the same ones we use for cell phones)
AskJeeves.com: and ears (also..ones we use for cell phones)
AskJeeves.com: and just listen and talk to each other
AskJeeves.com: yeah, i know..it's fucked up shit
Mystic511: unbelievable.
AskJeeves.com: so much energy to just...talk.
Mystic511: yea man, that's the biggest bunch of crap i've ever heard.

I don't deal in this "Real Life" crap.